Think Tank & Random WTF's Take 2

1. Why do rich people call their hand-me-downs "vintage"? Why can't they just call a spade a spade?

2. Why does Lisa Rinna's lips look like they are inside out?

3. Why does Beyonce do Feria commercials when she knows DAYUM WELL that she is flapping around a WEAVE???

4. How come crackheads never fall over?