1. Why do people who put their name in gold on their earrings, in rings encrusted with Diamonds on their hand, tattoo their boyfriends name on their body and put up facebook pages and myspace pages filling in intimate details of how they know them insist on starting arguments with the catch phrase - "YOU DON'T KNOW ME"?
2. Is there any chance that the tablet of the 11-20 of the commandments might have been the loopholes of how to actually live without every breaking the 1st ten?
3. Where did the hissing at women originate from?
4. Why is it - that I have worked my entire life and can count on my little piggies how many designer labels I have, and a train stop away there is an entire family on welfare all their life who wear nothing but designer duds?
5. If you can be laid off when you are let go from your job - are you "getting laid" when your about to be hired?
